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Never underestimate the power of make-up. Examples 1, 2 and 3.
Releasing the Dove of Love: Marriage off to a spectacular start.
Forget Hell!: Gumbo, revenge and mercy.
Murder and Sex in the Kitchen on the Fly!
No text-messaging for Emily.
When insults had class.
What is a sonofabitch?
A Baby-boomer guide to revised lyrics to the hits of his youth.
And you thought commercial television in the U.S. was imbecilic?
An air traffic controller's Christmas nightmare.
The promotion at the Burger King on Carter Hill Road in Montgomery was a dismal failure. The day manager was fired. The product was discontinued.
Don't tell me your age -- you probably would tell a falsehood anyway -- but your waiter may know!

   Interoffice Memo

   Date:            4/20/2007

   To:                Staff

   Cc:                Rev. Al Sharpton, Jessie Jackson

   From:           Don Imus

   RE:               Beauty Contest

   Note: There will be only 49 contestants in the Miss Black America Contest this year, because no one wants to wear the banner proclaiming, "IDAHO."
His last words.
You may now kiss the party of the second part.*
First kiss.
*All did not remain peaches and cream. Cedric was indicted for the attempted murder of Yvette on Jan. 12, 2007, and he later plead not guilty by reason of mental defect or disease before Circuit Judge Teresa Tanner Pulliam. Cedric now resides at the Taylor Hardin Secure Medical Facility. Yvette filed a divorce action against Cedric on July 25, 2007. One might assume she will get the Explorer (mentioned in the Probate Court filing at Paragraph II) and custody of young Reggie McNeal (mentioned in Paragraph XII)? So, if you wish to "meet Cedric McNeal," you will have to get admitted to Taylor Hardin.
Al Gore connects global warming with crisis in education.
Want proof that it is a crazy world?
32 second summary of the first Republican presidential debate.
Ouch! That's a major rod.
If George Bush had a son.
Bill Clinton: 'Screw it, I'm running for president.'
World Clock: It's pretty neat.
Employee of the Month.
New meaning to swim a few laps.
Kids, pay attention in English class.
Roland W. Burris, Esq.: Where ego and preparation vie.
401 Schillinger Rd North  Mobile, AL  36608
Open Every Saturday & Sunday 9 a.m.-5 p.m.
Stand by Me.
... a relaxed, friendly atmosphere to enjoy spirits and sample many 'little meals.'
72 S. Royal St.
downtown Mobile
Winnie the Pooh & Piglet: Best friends cope with swine flu scare.
Hard times, tough choices in the public sector. Adios, Jose.
Political family values, 21st century-style