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New lyrics to old hits

It was fun being a baby boomer ... until now.

Some of the artists of the '60s/70's are revising their hits with new lyrics.

They include:

1. Herman's Hermits -- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.

2. The Bee Gees -- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

3. Bobby Darin -- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

4. Ringo Starr -- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

5. Roberta Flack -- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

6. Johnny Nash -- I Can't See Clearly Now.

7. Paul Simon- - Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver .

8 The Commodores -- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

9. Marvin Gaye -- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

10. Procol Harem -- A Whiter Shade of Hair.

11. Leo Sayer -- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

12. The Temptations -- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

13. Abba -- Denture Queen.

14. Tony Orlando -- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

15. Helen Reddy -- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore

16. Willie Nelson -- On the Commode Again